Vegans who want to be parents, be alert … ok, not really.

In a recent article, Plant chemical may harm male fertility, a Danish researcher has preliminary studies on the affects of soy on sperm. The study shows that eating too much tofu or soy based products can lower the fertility rate of the male sperm. The researcher also warns mothers to avoid soy based products during ovulation. The researchers believe the chemical in the mother’s blood stream is even more harmful to those little sperms.

Wow, this has to be a load of horse shit. I’ll point at the population of China as my only reply.

Shock and Awe: Terrorist Warnings

Another oldie but goodie. This link is a pictorial listing of new Gov’t terrorist warning signs with great captions. Only the gov’t could take something as worthless as the color coded terrorist warning system and elevate it to the level of these new signs. Get ready for a chuckle.

Here’s my favorite. I’ll let you read what caption they gave it.

“Hello, Jerry.” “Hello, Newman …”

Ok, so for the majority of you, this site will be old news. But for those n00bs, this site is amazing. The complete Seinfeld series scripts. Every word, even some actor cues. I can literally read these a million times and cause my coworkers to look at me nervously due to the amount of laughter I’m producing. Seriously, funny every time.

Look into it. Here is one of my all time favorites, “Vegetable Lasagna!”

John Gannon, the head of National Homeland Security called me out

Yesterday I was in a meeting with John Gannon. He’s the committee staff director of the National Homeland Security Department. He was also the former Chairman of the National Intelligence Council who has served as both Deputy Director and Assistant Director of the CIA. He called me out for wearing jeans. Ouch. I didn’t want to get into my story of a frantic trip to Filene’s that morning, as well as trying on linen pants.

It’s all good, though. Later we made up when we were discussing my WPI background. He grew up in Worcester and was a Holy Cross alum. That didn’t stop him from calling out the WPI Athletics department. There is no defense for the Athletic department so I gladly agreed with him.