Everything is bigger in Texas, minus cheerleading routines

The next time you want to see some high school ass shaking, don’t go to a Texas football game. Thanks to the dedicated lawmakers at the Texas state house, there is now a law on the books that will ban overtly sexy cheerleading. That’s right. A law. Forget gay marriage, forget abortion, forget civil liberties. …

Fed up with ITunes? Love Winamp? Read …

Ok, like many out there, I was getting super fed up with ITunes. Not only was incorrectly ripping cds, but it also had many counter intuitive features. This caused me to go back to my old standby, Winamp. Of course, Winamp was never intended to be used as a direct port into my IPod. Thankfully, …

Nike Samples Fall 2005: Why God, Why?

Attention Nike, please go back to basics. Your new over the top designs are more than over the top; they rest nicely in the gutter. Please bring back the basics. You either have stupid original colourways, or designs that mock previous classics. Most designs look like some lame kids attempt to ID a wacky theme. …

Society has let me down again … part two

Following the RoboRat article was a very newsworthy topic. A 15 lb burger. Yeap, you heard me. A 15 lb burger. 21 slices of cheese, 10 pickles, a head of lettuce, … What the fuck is wrong with people? For starters, this topic isn’t worth discussing on tv. Secondly, this is the same program that …

Society has let me down again … part one

“The idea is sort of creepy” Dr Sanjiv Talwar, State University of New York Scientists have surgically enhanced rats to sniff out bombs. Not only have they trained them to track bombs, but they have also implanted electrodes in their heads as to control which direction they should travel. God, I love science. My favorite …