Society has let me down again … part two

Following the RoboRat article was a very newsworthy topic. A 15 lb burger. Yeap, you heard me. A 15 lb burger. 21 slices of cheese, 10 pickles, a head of lettuce, … What the fuck is wrong with people?

For starters, this topic isn’t worth discussing on tv. Secondly, this is the same program that regularly talks about how fat Americans are, and what they can do to improve themselves. I don’t think I’m going out on a limb by saying, “eating a 15 lb burger is not going to curb obesity.” Not only that, but seeing a 15 lb burger at 7:30 am made me want to vomit all over the elliptical machine. There’s no need to show someone flipping a nearly raw burger at that time of day.

Attention America, quit getting hyped up on novelty meals and quit gorging yourself on oversized portions. That is all.

Feel free to read up on the “Barrel Belly Buster”. Stupid.

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