Wow, Steven Seagal, hire somebody professional …

I’m not sure, so correct me if I’m wrong on my Steven Seagal facts.

a) has starred in a ton of high grossing action films.

b) is a ninja.

c) doesn’t spend his money on hookers or blow.

d) thinks it is 1996.

Summary: can afford a professional web designer. Please view the site if you want to cringe or have a flashback to the days of pages viewed on the Mosaic browser. Hell, I suck at web design, and I’m positive that I could do a better job. I would at least make it appear to be a 2005 job rather than a 1995 job.

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