Nerd / IT Staff Haikus

Ok, I’m a nerd. I enjoy nerd jokes and nerd activities. I once read a majority of the O’Reilly books for the sake of learning something new. Have I ever used my Perl/Tk knowledge? Not really. I did build a funny “toy” once.

Nerd jokes. The internet is lush with them. But it isn’t too often that these jokes are carried with a sense of class and decadence. Enter IT Haikus. Anyone who’s ever had to deal with IT should mediate on these. Anyone who’s had to wait over two weeks for IT to install Java 1.5 (or 5.0), will understand the value in these.

My favorite:

My reach astounds me.
I’ll reboot the Internet
so you can go surf

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