I Will Give You 1,000,000 Space Bucks If …

I will give you 1 million space bucks if you agree to eat this:

Or something that comes out of a blender and is ate through this device:

You must do this 3 times a day. You must do this for 6 weeks. Call me when you are done. I’m four weeks in, and I’m soooo over it. Very, very over it.

One concession: I eat ice cream every night. Gotta keep those pounds on, you know?!

ps. It still comes from one of these:

Yeah.