“Hello, Jerry.” “Hello, Newman …”

Ok, so for the majority of you, this site will be old news. But for those n00bs, this site is amazing. The complete Seinfeld series scripts. Every word, even some actor cues. I can literally read these a million times and cause my coworkers to look at me nervously due to the amount of laughter …

John Gannon, the head of National Homeland Security called me out

Yesterday I was in a meeting with John Gannon. He’s the committee staff director of the National Homeland Security Department. He was also the former Chairman of the National Intelligence Council who has served as both Deputy Director and Assistant Director of the CIA. He called me out for wearing jeans. Ouch. I didn’t want …

Everything is bigger in Texas, minus cheerleading routines

The next time you want to see some high school ass shaking, don’t go to a Texas football game. Thanks to the dedicated lawmakers at the Texas state house, there is now a law on the books that will ban overtly sexy cheerleading. That’s right. A law. Forget gay marriage, forget abortion, forget civil liberties. …

Fed up with ITunes? Love Winamp? Read …

Ok, like many out there, I was getting super fed up with ITunes. Not only was incorrectly ripping cds, but it also had many counter intuitive features. This caused me to go back to my old standby, Winamp. Of course, Winamp was never intended to be used as a direct port into my IPod. Thankfully, …

Nike Samples Fall 2005: Why God, Why?

Attention Nike, please go back to basics. Your new over the top designs are more than over the top; they rest nicely in the gutter. Please bring back the basics. You either have stupid original colourways, or designs that mock previous classics. Most designs look like some lame kids attempt to ID a wacky theme. …