“Hello, Jerry.” “Hello, Newman …”

Ok, so for the majority of you, this site will be old news. But for those n00bs, this site is amazing. The complete Seinfeld series scripts. Every word, even some actor cues. I can literally read these a million times and cause my coworkers to look at me nervously due to the amount of laughter …

John Gannon, the head of National Homeland Security called me out

Yesterday I was in a meeting with John Gannon. He’s the committee staff director of the National Homeland Security Department. He was also the former Chairman of the National Intelligence Council who has served as both Deputy Director and Assistant Director of the CIA. He called me out for wearing jeans. Ouch. I didn’t want …